Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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