do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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