If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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