Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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