he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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