So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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