At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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