Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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