there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i think im in europe. pls send help
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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