You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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