why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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