I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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