I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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