So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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