I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your cock deserves a montage
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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