hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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