I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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