that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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