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(310): View more from California

tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

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(303): View more from Colorado

She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.

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(714): View more from California

Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.

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If he was naked that was me.

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(310): View more from California

Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets

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(303): View more from Colorado

They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.

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(425): View more from Washington

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED

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