Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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