Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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