ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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