I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We need to get me chipped asap
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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