First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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