If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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