carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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