im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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