he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I am one with the molecules
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
