Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
In other news, I just burned my penis
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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