It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
