Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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