we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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