I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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