Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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