everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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