I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
how drunk are you?
Several
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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