Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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