if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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