Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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