My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
