why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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