if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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