Sponge bath it is.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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