my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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