The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm like, not good at living.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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