and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hippo gnu deer
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i out mim tonsoeep
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