Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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