Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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