you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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