Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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