thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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