I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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