He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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