Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
