CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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